DID I EVER TELL YOU ABOUT THE DINOSAUR EGG THAT I
FOUND? NO! WELL LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT IT. IT WAS A DARK AND STORMY NIGHT…
NO THAT'S NOT RIGHT. THAT'S A WHOLE NOTHER STORY FOR A
DIFFERENT TIME.IT WAS ON A TRIP THAT JOHNNIE AND I MADE TO THE BIG BEND
NATIONAL PARK. YEAH, NOW I'M ON THE RIGHT TRACK. WE HAD SPENT SEVERAL DAYS
IN THE PARK AND WERE HEADED FOR PRESIDIO ON HIGHWAY 170, THE OLD RIVER
ROAD.
WE WERE FOLLOWING THE TRAIL THAT TEXAS RANGER CAPTAIN JACK HAYS HAD
RIDDEN BACK IN THE MID-1800's. WE WERE ABOUT HALF WAY TO FORT LEATON WHEN
I STOPPED THE PICKUP. I WANTED TO GET OUT AND WALK AROUND SOME. THERE WAS
A LITTLE RAVINE NEXT TO THE ROAD AND I WALKED UP IT A WAYS.
I ENJOY LOOKING FOR UNUSUAL ROCKS. JOHNNIE HAS A YARD FULL OF THEM THAT
WE HAVE BROUGHT BACK FROM OUR TRIPS. THIS LITTLE RAVINE TURNED TO THE LEFT
AND I WAS OUT OF SIGHT OF THE PICKUP AND ROAD. SO I DECIDED TO ANSWER THE
CALL OF NATURE.
AS I WAS STANDING THERE RELIEVING MYSELF I LOOKED UP ON THE SIDE OF THE
RAVINE AND SAW A STRANGE LOOKING ROCK STICKING OUT OF THE DIRT. I REACHED
UP AND SCRAPED THE DIRT AWAY FROM IT ENOUGH TO PULL IT OUT OF THE BANK.
WHEN I GOT IT OUT IT WAS IN THE SHAPE OF AN EGG. IT HAD SOME KIND OF
MINERAL STREAKS ON IT THAT LOOKED LIKE THEY WERE COMING OUT OF THE INSIDE
OF IT.
IT WAS ABOUT EIGHT INCHES LONG AND FOUR INCHES IN DIAMETER. I CARRIED
IT BACK TO THE PICKUP AND SHOWED IT TO JOHNNIE. SHE ASKED ME WHAT IT WAS.
HOW SHOULD I KNOW, I TOLD HER. IT IS JUST A FUNNY LOOKING ROCK I FOUND UP
THAT RAVINE. I FIGURED WE COULD ADD IT TO OUR ROCK COLLECTION. I PUT IT IN
THE CAMPER AND FORGOT ABOUT IT.
AFTER WE GOT TO PRESIDIO WE TURNED NORTH AND WENT TO MARFA. FROM THERE
WE MADE OUR WAY BACK HOME IN ARLINGTON. WHEN I WAS UNLOADING THE CAMPER
FROM OUR TRIP I FOUND MY STRANGE ROCK AGAIN. THE MORE I LOOKED AT IT THE
MORE I WAS CONVINCED THAT IT WAS NOT JUST A ROCK. I DIDN'T KNOW WHAT IT
WAS BUT IT WAS NOT AN ORDINARY ROCK. FOR ONE THING IT HAD SOME KIND OF
MINERALS IN IT.
I DECIDED TO HAVE SOME FUN WITH IT. I WRAPPED IT IN A TOWEL AND TOOK IT
TO STEVE AND PATRICIA'S STORE. THEY WERE BOTH COLLEGE GRADUATES AND HAD
MAJORED IN GEOLOGY. I TOLD THEM THAT I HAD FOUND A FOSSILIZED DINOSAUR EGG
AND I WANTED TO SHOW IT TO THEM. NOW I HAD THIS "EGG" WRAPPED UP IN A BIG
TOWEL, AND AS I WOULD UNWRAP ONE LAYER OF TOWEL, I WOULD STOP AND TELL
THEM WHERE I HAD FOUND IT. THEN I WOULD UNWRAP ANOTHER LAYER AND STOP AND
TELL THEM HOW I HAD FOUND IT.
I KEPT THIS UP UNTIL I THOUGHT STEVE WAS GOING TO TAKE MY ROCK AWAY
FROM ME SO HE COULD FINISH UNWRAPPING IT AND SEE IT. I KEPT TELLING THEM
IT WAS A FOSSILIZED DINOSAUR EGG.
WHEN I FINALLY GOT IT UNWRAPPED I HELD IT OUT FOR THEM TO SEE. PAT
SAID, "OOOOO" AND SHE WANTED TO KNOW IF SHE COULD TOUCH IT. SURE I SAID
AND HANDED IT TO HER. THEY BOTH TURNED IT OVER AND OVER LOOKING AT ALL THE
MINERAL STREAKS ON IT. THEN STEVE WANTED TO KNOW WHAT KIND DINOSAUR I
THOUGH IT MIGHT BE.
HOW SHOULD I KNOW? I DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT DINOSAURS. THEY ARE
THE ONES THAT WENT TO COLLEGE. THEY WERE SURE EASY TO FOOL. BUT COME TO
THINK ABOUT IT, WHO WAS THE ONE THAT HAD BEEN FOOLED BY THAT "ROCK?"
BY LOREN MOORE
2003