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Blonde in the 4th row
A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he's
doing a show in a small town in Arkansas. With his dummy on
his knee, he starts going through
his usual dumb blonde jokes when a blonde woman in the 4th row
stands on her chair and starts shouting: "I've heard
enough of your stupid blonde
jokes. What makes you think you can stereotype women that way?
What
does the color of a person's hair have to do with her worth as a human being? It's guys like you who keep women like
me from being respected at work
and in the community and from reaching our full potential as a
person.
Because
you and your kind continue to perpetuate discrimination against
not only
blondes, but women in general... and all in the name of humor!"
The embarrassed ventriloquist begins to apologize, and the
blonde yells,
"You
stay out of this, mister! I'm talking to that little jerk on your
knee!"
A Blonde Driving in the Snow
It was snowing heavily and blowing to the point that visibility was almost zero when the
little blonde got off work. She made her way to her car and wondered how she was
going to make it home.
She sat in her car while it warmed up and thought about her situation.
She finally remembered her daddy's advice that if she got caught in a blizzard she should
wait for a snow plow to come by and follow it. That way she would not get stuck in a
snow drift.
This made her feel much better and sure enough in a little while a snow plow
went by and she started to follow it. As she followed the snow plow, she was feeling
very smug as they continued and she was not having any problems with the blizzard
conditions.
After quite some time had passed, she was somewhat surprised when the snow
plow stopped and the driver got out and came back to her car and signaled for her to roll
down her window.
The snow plow driver wanted to know if she was all right as she had been
following him for a long time.
She said that she was fine and told him of her daddy's advice to follow a
snow plow when caught in a blizzard.
The driver replied that it was OK with him and she could continue if she
wanted but he was done with the Wal-Mart parking lot and was going over to K-Mart to plow
theirs'.
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