A blond woman finds herself in dire trouble.
Her business has gone bust and she's in serious
financial trouble.
She's so desperate that she decides to ask God
for help.
She begins to pray..."God, please help me. I've
lost my business
and if I don't get some money, I'm going to
lose my house as well.
Please let me win the lotto."
Lotto night comes and somebody else wins it.
She again prays
"God, please let me win the lotto! I've lost my
business,
my house and I'm going to lose my car as well."
Lotto night comes and she still has no luck.
Once again, she prays..
"My God, why have you forsaken me? I've lost my
business,
my house, and my car. My children are starving.
I don't often ask you for help and I have
always been a good
servant to you. PLEASE just let me win the
lotto this one time
so I can get my life back in order."
Suddenly there is a blinding flash of light as
the heavens
open and she is confronted by the voice of God
Himself:
"At least meet me halfway on this -- buy a
ticket."
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