After being nearly snowbound for two weeks, a Seattle man
departed for his vacation in Miami Beach, where he was to meet
his wife the next day at the conclusion of her business trip to
Minneapolis. They were looking forward to pleasant weather and a
nice time together.
Unfortunately, there was some sort of mix-up at the boarding
gate, and the man was told he would have to wait for a later
flight. He tried to appeal to a supervisor but was told the
airline was not responsible for the problem and it would do no
good to complain.
Upon arrival at the hotel the next day, he discovered that Miami
Beach was having a heat wave, and its weather was almost as
uncomfortably hot as Seattle's was cold. The desk clerk gave him
a message that his wife would arrive as planned.
He could hardly wait to get to the pool area to cool off, and
quickly sent his wife an e-mail, but due to his haste, he made
an error in the e-mail address. His message therefore arrived at
the home of an elderly preacher's wife whose even older husband
had died only the day before!
When the grieving widow opened her e-mail, she took one look at
the monitor, let out an anguished scream, and fell to the floor
dead. Her family rushed to her room where they saw this message
on the screen:
Dearest wife, departed yesterday as you know. Just now got
Some confusion at the gate. Appeal was denied. Received
confirmation of your arrival tomorrow.
Your loving husband.
PS: Things are not as we thought.
You're going to be surprised at how hot it is down here.
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