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"bin Laden, DON'T MESS WITH TEXAS!"
"The
Immunity of Texas"
I get a
big laugh at the dialogue of Osama bin Laden, the Taliban, politicians,
and the news media. They say terrorists will hit us again in the
oncoming weeks and months. What a joke! You have a better chance of
getting killed on Interstate 20 than by a terrorist.
Osama has
probably seen 100 degree plus summers in Afghanistan, but he doesn't
have fire ants to go with it. If he did, he wouldn't be sleeping on the
ground in his cave.
He talks of
pain and suffering he is going to inflict on us? He doesn't know what
pain is, until he gets kicked by a green broke, two-year-old colt in
freezing rain.
Germ warfare?
Texas ticks will give you Rocky Mountain Spotted Fever and Lyme disease,
Blister Beetles kill your horse, Green Bugs destroy a wheat crop, and
termites eat your house. Anthrax has killed Texas cattle for over 125
years. So, what's new?
Our
prairie dogs carry the plague, armadillos harbor leprosy, and our bats
and skunks threaten rabies. We have rattlesnakes, copperheads, and
water moccasins. Ho hum.
They talk
of gas and biological warfare. They have never pulled in behind a cattle
truck while its raining, or ridden in the front seat of a pickup between
two cowboys, after they've just eaten a big bowl of
Texas
Red Chili.
Texas
ain't for sissies!
We have
posted signs all over the state that says,
"Don't
mess with Texas!"
Osama,
consider yourself warned!
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