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I WANA BE A BEAR
Now mind ya, I aint beleivin in that
reincarnation stuff, but
just in case
they
knows what they talkin bout.
In this here life I'm a people woman. An
iffin
theys right, In my
next life, I thinks I wants to
come back here as
a bear, a girl bear that is.
When you're a
bear, you gets tuh hibernate.
You aint doin
nothing but sleepin fer six months.
I could git along with that.
Before you
hibernate, you're supposed to eat
yourself stupid.
I'd be goin fer that in a big way too.
When you're a girl bear, you birth yore kids
(who are the size of walnuts) when you're
asleeping and when
ya wakes up, theys partlly
growed up, by then
theys cute cuddly cubs.
O man I
could really go fer some o that stuff.
Iffin you're a mama bear, everyone knows
you
means business. You swat anybody what
buggs ya,
or messes wit yore younguns.
An iffin yore
younguns get out of line,
you swat tem too.
I could do that stuff.
If you're a bear, a papa bear knows an is
specting ya gonna wake
up growling an
with a bad notion.
He knode afore
that you gonna have hairy
legs, and be more
fatter'in everbody else,
an it don't matter
none.
Yup...gonna be a bear
AUTHOR?
NO ONE WOULD ADMIT IT
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