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Many
many years ago |
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when
I was twenty three, |
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I
got married to a widow |
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who
was pretty as could be. |
This
widow had a grown-up daughter
Who had hair of red.
My father fell in love with her,
And soon the two were wed.
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I'm
my own grandpa.... |
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I'm
my own grandpa.... |
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It
sounds funny I know, but it really is so |
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'Cause I'm my own grandpa |
This made my dad my
son-in-law
And changed my very life.
My daughter was my mother,
For she was my father's wife.
To complicate the
matters worse,
Even though it brought me joy,
I soon became the father
Of a bouncing baby boy.
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I'm
my own grandpa.... |
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I'm
my own grandpa.... |
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It
sounds funny I know, but it really is so |
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'Cause I'm my own grandpa |
My
little baby then became
A brother-in-law to dad.
And so became my uncle,
Though it made
me mad.
For
if he was my uncle,
Then that also made him brother
To the widow's grown-up daughter
Who, of course, was my step-mother.
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I'm
my own grandpa.... |
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I'm
my own grandpa.... |
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It
sounds funny I know, but it really is so |
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'Cause I'm my own grandpa |
Father's wife then
had a son,
Who kept them on the run.
And he became my grandson,
For he was my daughter's son.
My wife is now my
mother's mother
And it makes me blue.
Because, although she is my wife,
She's my grandmother too.
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I'm
my own grandpa.... |
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I'm
my own grandpa.... |
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It
sounds funny I know, but it really is so |
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'Cause I'm my own grandpa |
If my wife is my
grandmother,
Then I am her grandchild.
And every time I think of it,
It simply drives me wild.
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For
now I have become |
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The
strangest case you ever saw. |
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As
the husband of my grandmother, |
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I am
my own grandpa!
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Soooo I'm my own grandpa.... |
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I'm my own grandpa.... |
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It sounds funny I know, but it really is
so |
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'Cause I'm my own grandpa |
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Written and sung by Lonzo & Oscar |
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