What is the difference between men and women?

1. A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.

A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

2. Men wake up as good-looking as when they went to bed.

Women somehow deteriorate during the night.

3. A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he wants.

A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't want.

4. A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.

A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.

5. There are two times when a man doesn't understand a woman,

before and after marriage.

6. A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.

A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

7. To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.

To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.

8. Any married man should forget his mistakes.

There's no use in two people remembering the same thing!

9. A woman has the last word in any argument.

Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

10. Women look at a wedding as the beginning of romance,

while men look at a wedding as the ending of romance.

Did you think these were funny? Send them to all your friends!

If you are a woman, go ahead and send them any way.