I’m
not fat or overweight,
I’m
abdominally well endowed;
And I’m
certainly inconspicuous,
I don’t ‘stand
out’ in a crowd.
My
avoirdupois although generous,
Does not cause
people to stare;
And let me
tell you all right here,
It cost a
fortune to put it there.
My
arms and legs are thin enough,
You should see
me dressed in shorts;
I most
certainly don’t rate a second, Glance,like
all those ‘beach bum’ sorts.
So
although I may be pear shaped,
You can see
just what I’ve got;
And let me
tell you all right now,
Boy, I’ve got
a bloody lot.
After
careful consideration,
I have come to
the conclusion,
That I really
am a handsome bloke,
Not an optical
illusion.
For,
looking like I do,
I’m really not
‘the pits’,
So just
remember all of you,
‘What you
sees, is what you gits.’