TODAY'S MESSAGE IS A ''LITTLE'' OFFBEAT!.. SORT OF AN IDEA IN ''DESPERATION''

''HOLY CRAP PREACHER!'',.. NOW YOUR RATING YOUR SERMONS TOO!,..

WHAT ARE YOU THINKING!?

WELL,.. I MIGHT ASK YOU THE SAME,.. ''WHAT ARE YOU THINKING!,..

NOW LETS SEE HERE.. A ''P.G.'' RATING,.. PARENTAL GUIDANCE?''

''PLEASING GOD?''.. OR ''PLEASE GOD!'',..HANG ON NOW,.. EVEN I'M CONFUSED,..

SO LETS ALL GO GRAB THAT 'CUP'' O' JOE,.. FIND A ''SECURE CORNER'' AND

THE ''FLUSH!''..

NOW!,.. I KNOW ALL YOU ''CARD PLAYERS'' OUT THEIR GOT A ''WEE'' BIT EXCITED

WHEN I SAID ''FLUSH'',.. BUT THE ''WEE'' COULDA BEEN PART OF THE ''FLUSH'',.. AS IT HAS TO DO WITH THE ''TOILET!''

OK,. LETS FLUSH THAT THOUGHT FOR NOW,.. ACTUALLY IT IS PART OF OUR DAILY LIFE,.. FLUSHING  AWAY THE ''WASTE'',.. FLUSHING AWAY THE ''BAD''

BUT HOW ABOUT WHEN THINGS GET SO BAD,.. WE FEEL LIKE OUR LIFE JUST GOT ''FLUSHED!''

DID I HIT A NERVE YET?

WELL,... THE OTHER DAY I WAS DOING A ''ROUTINE ''TOILET BOWL'' CLEANING,..

SCRUBBED IT REAL GOOD,.. AS I ''FLUSHED'' THE BOWL,.. MY GLASSES FELL OFF MY NOSE AND INTO THE BOWL!,..

NEEDLESS TO SAY,.. IT WAS ''SPINNING OUT OF CONTROL'' ON ITS ''DOWNWARD SPIRAL!'',. I MUTTERED ''PLEASE GOD'' HELP ME! AS I GRABBED FOR THEM,... MISSED!,.. BUT MIRACULESLY THEY GOT ''STUCK'' IN THE BOTTOM!,..

NOW,.. SEEMS LIKE IN LIFE,.. MANY OF US HAVE BEEN IN THE ''TOILET''

WHEN WE ASK HIM..''PLEASE GOD'' HELP ME,..  AND HE RESPONDS WITH HIS OWN VERSION OF THE ''PARENTAL CONTROL'' BY PUTTING HIS HAND IN OUR LIFE AND HELPING US GET ''UNSTUCK!''... THAT'S WHEN WE GIVE BACK BY..

''PLEASING GOD!'',..SO YOU SEE,.. OUR LIFE HAS A ''P.G.'' RATING,. OR SO IT SEEMS!

JOHN:10-27...''My Sheep Listen to My voice'

I know them, and they follow Me. I give them eternal life, and they shall never perish; no one can snatch them out of My hand.

My Father, who has given them to Me, is greater than all, no one can snatch them out of My Father's hand.'' YEA,. I KNOW WHERE SOME OF YOU ARE HEADED,.. SAYING THERE IS A LOT OF ''S'',.. OR ''POOP'' IN LIFE,.. ME,. SEEMS LIKE I AM ALWAYS ''STEPPIN'' IN IT!

BUT YOU KNOW,.. I KEEP SAYING ''PRAYER AND FAITH,.. GOES HAND IN HAND,.

JUST LOOK AHEAD THOUGH,.. DON'T KNOW WHEN WERE GOING TO BE IN THAT LAST FLUSH!..

NOW REALLY THINK ABOUT IT,.. WHEN YOUR AT THE ''BOTTOM'' OF THE BOWL,.. INSTEAD OF SHAKING YOUR 'FIST' AT GOD ,..DO-NOT GIVE UP,.. OPEN YOUR FIST,.. GIVE ''HIM'' YOUR HAND!,..HE WILL REACH DOWN AND ''PULL YOU UP!''

YOU HAVE TO ''BELIEVE'' IN HIM,.. PRAY AND PUT FAITH IN HIS WORD OF 'REDEMPTION',...

HEY,.. SOME-ONE JUST YELLED I'M FULL OF ''S'',..SO WITH THAT,.. LETS RE-FILL OUR CUP O' JOE AND HEAD FOR THE ''CARD TABLE'',.. THE  ODD'S THERE ARE A ''WEE'' BIT BETTER ON THAT FLUSH!

WELL,.. ENOUGH ABOUT ''ROYAL FLUSHES''

SHERRIE and I PRAY FOR ALL OF YOU EVERY DAY!..

ASK GOD FOR A ''HAND''..HE WILL ''BLESS'' YOU FOR IT!

TILL NEXT WEEK,..'GOD BLESS YOU AND AMERICA!''... PASTOR FRANK n SHERRIE

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