A torn and ragged one-dollar bill discovered that it was about to be retired from circulation. As it slowly moved along the conveyor belt to the shredder, it became acquainted and struck up a conversation with a fifty-dollar
bill that  was meeting the same fate.
 
The fifty began reminiscing about its travels all over the country. "Life has been good," the fifty exclaimed.

"Why, I've been to Las Vegas, Hawaii, Paris, The Bahamas, Ireland, New York, and to all the finest hotels and restaurants, and to big political fund raisers, and just returned from a cruise on the Caribbean."
 
Wow," said the one-dollar bill, "you're fortunate to have been able to visit all those places."
 
So where all have you been in your lifetime, my little friend," says the fifty?"
 
"Well, I've been to ...
 
The Methodist Church,
 
The Baptist Church,
 
The Episcopal Church,
 
The Presbyterian Church,
 
The Lutheran Church,

The First Christian Church,
 
The Catholic Church,

The Seventh Day Adventist,

The Latter Day Saints Church,
 
The Orthodox Church,
 
The Assembly of God Church,
 
The Brethren Church,

The Non-Denominational Church
 
The Quaker Church,
 
The Pentecostal Church,
 
The Charismatic Church,

The Mennonite Church,
 
The Church of Christ,

The Evangelical Church,
 
"Excuse me," says the fifty, "but what's a church?'"