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RETIREMENT . .
. THE PERFECT JOB
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My first job was working in an
orange juice factory,
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but I got canned... couldn't
concentrate.
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After that I tried to be a
tailor, but I just wasn't suited
for it... |
mainly because it was
just a sew-sew job.
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Then I tried to be a chef...
figured it would add a little
spice to my life, |
but I just didn't have
the thyme.
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Next I tried working in a
muffler factory,
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but that was too
exhausting. |
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I got a good job working for a pool maintenance company, |
but the work was just too
draining.
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I attempted to be a deli worker,
but any way I sliced it,
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I just couldn't cut the mustard.
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Then I worked in the woods as a
lumberjack, |
but I
just couldn't hack it, so they gave me the axe.
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I was fired from a job at a zoo
feeding the giraffes, |
because I just wasn't up to it.
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I found a job in a shoe factory; I tried, but I
just didn't fit in.
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So then I got a job in a workout
center, |
but they
said I wasn't fit for the job. |
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I found being an electrician was
interesting,
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but the work was shocking.
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After many years of trying to
find steady work,
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I finally got a job and tried
being a historian,
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until I realized there was no
future in it. |
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I studied a long time to become
a doctor,
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but I didn't have the patients
to finish.
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My very best job was being a
musician,
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but eventually I found
I wasn't noteworthy.
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I became a professional
fisherman, |
but discovered
that I couldn't live on my net income. |
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As a last resort I took a job
working at a coffee shop, |
but I
had to quit because it was always the same old
grind. |
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SO FINALLY I JUST RETIRED,
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AND I FOUND THAT I'M PERFECT FOR THE JOB! |
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