Senior Citizen Personal Ads

FOXY LADY:

Sexy fashion-conscious, 
blue haired beauty, slim, 
5'4" (used to be 5'6")
 searching for a sharp-looking,
sharp-dressing companion.
Matching white shoes
and belt a plus.

SERENITY NOW:

I am into solitude, long walks,
sunrises, the ocean, 
yoga and meditation.
If you are the silent type, 
let's get together,
take our hearing aids out
and enjoy quiet times.

WINNING SMILE:
Active grandmother with
original teeth seeking a 
dedicated flosser to
share steaks, corn on the cob, apples and caramel candy with.

BEATLES OR STONES?
I still like to rock, still like to
cruise in my Camaro on Saturday nights and still like to play the air guitar. If you were a groovy chick, or are now a groovy hen, let's get
together and listen to my boss
collection of eight track tapes.

MEMORIES:
I can usually remember
Monday through Thursday.
If you can remember
Friday, Saturday and Sunday,
let's put our two heads together.

MINT CONDITION:
Male, 1932 model, high mileage,
good condition, some hair, 
many new parts including hip,
knee, cornea and valves.
Doesn't run but walks well.
Looking for a newer model
willing to give me a 
shove when necessary.