1. Avoid riding in automobiles
because, |
they
are responsible for 20% of all fatal accidents. |
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2. Do not stay home because,
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17% of all accidents occur in
the home. |
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3. Avoid walking on streets or
sidewalks because, |
14% of all accidents occur to
pedestrians. |
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4. Avoid traveling by air, rail, or
water because, |
16% of all accidents involve
these forms of transportation. |
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5. Of the remaining 33%, 32% of all
deaths occur in Hospitals. |
So, above all else, avoid
doctors and hospitals. |
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BUT,
you will be pleased to learn that only
.001% of all deaths occur in worship services in church, and these
are usually related to previous physical disorders. Therefore, logic
tells us that the safest place for you to be at any given point in
time, is at church! |
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And,
Bible study is safe too. The percentage of deaths during Bible study
is even less.
So, for
SAFETY'S sake, attend church, and read your Bible.
The Bible is also the
greatest air conditioning system on earth, it will help you stay
cool, on those hot days that are coming to everyone who doesn't use
it! |
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