It's  SUMMERTIME!

Let's boogie and have some fun!

How about a little baseball?

Baseball is a simple game.
 You throw the ball, you hit the ball, 
you catch the ball.
 Sometimes you win, sometimes you lose, 
sometimes it rains." 

~ Tug McGraw ~

What did the baseball glove say to the baseball?

Catch you later.....

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Yogi Berra:
  Little league baseball is a very good thing 
because it keeps the parents off the streets.

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Hey! Let's go camping....

How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Hold his nose!

A dull summer evening can be eliminated by

one little ole' hungry mosquito!

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Sign posted in Germany's Black forest:

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Anyone for a little dip in the pool?

Eeeeekkkk....hate that cold water!
And don't get my hair wet!!

Why do sharks live in saltwater?

Because pepper makes them sneeze.

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Anyone for golf?

Mark Twain:
Golf is a good walk spoiled.

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GOLFER'S HYMN: 
''There is a Green Hill Far Away''

Skydiving?

What is the hardest thing about skydiving?

the ground.....

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Scuba diving? Not me! Too many creatures

lurking in the water!

What do you call a frightened scuba diver?

Chicken of the sea.

What do you get from a bad tempered shark?

As far away as possible.

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Anyone for tennis?

This is fun?

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For the rich, there's therapy. 
For the rest of us, there is fishing.

And remember....there's a fine line between fishing,

and standing on the shore looking like an idiot.

Whatever you do this summer have a great time!