Let's boogie and have some fun!
How about a little baseball?
Baseball is a simple game.
You throw the ball, you hit the ball,
you catch the ball.
Sometimes you win, sometimes you lose,
sometimes it rains."
~ Tug McGraw ~
What did the baseball glove say to the baseball?
Catch you later.....
Little league baseball is a very good thing
because it keeps the parents off the streets.
Hey! Let's go camping....
How do you keep a skunk from smelling?
Hold his nose!
A dull summer evening can be eliminated by
one little ole' hungry mosquito!
Sign posted in Germany's Black forest:
It is absolutely
forbidden on the Black Forest camping site
Anyone for a little dip in the pool?
Eeeeekkkk....hate that cold
And don't get my hair wet!!
Why do sharks live in saltwater?
Because pepper makes them sneeze.
Anyone for golf?
Golf is a good walk spoiled.
''There is a Green Hill Far Away''
What is the hardest thing about skydiving?
Scuba diving? Not me! Too many creatures
lurking in the water!
What do you call a frightened scuba diver?
Chicken of the sea.
What do you get from a bad tempered shark?
As far away as possible.
Anyone for tennis?
This is fun?
For the rich, there's
For the rest of us, there is fishing.
And remember....there's a fine line between fishing,
and standing on the shore looking like an idiot.
Whatever you do this summer have a great time!
MUSIC: DON'T FENCE ME IN