Dear Tech Support,

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed that the new program began making unexpected changes to the accounting modules, limiting access to flower and jewelry applications that had operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.  In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.9 but installed undesirable programs such as NFL 5.0 and NBA 3.0. Conversation 8.0 no longer runs and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.  Help !

-- Desperate
 

Dear Desperate,

Keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an entertainment package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system. Try to enter the command: C:/ I THOUGHT YOU  LOVED ME and install Tears 6.2.  Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications: Guilty 3.0 and Flowers 7.0.  But remember, overuse can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence  2.5, Computer Games 6.1 or  Recliner 7.0.   Recliner 7.0 is a very bad program that will create "Snoring Loudly" wave files.  DO NOT reinstall another Boyfriend program. This is not a supported application and will crash Husband 1.0.  In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited Memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. Consider buying additional software to improve performance. I personally recommend Hot Food 3.0 and Lingerie 5.3.  Good luck !

-- Tech Support