Two robins were sitting in a
tree.
"I'm really hungry," said the first one. "Let's fly
down and find some lunch."
They flew down to the ground and found a nice plot of
newly plowed ground that was full of worms. They ate
and ate and ate till they could eat no more.
"I m so full, I don't think I can fly back up into the
tree," said the first one.
"Let's
just lay back here and bask in the warm sun," said the
second.
"O K," said the first.
So they plopped down, basking in the sun. No sooner
than they had fallen asleep, when a big fat tomcat up
and gobbled them up.
As the cat sat washing his face after his meal, he
thought...
(you're gonna like this one)
"I JUST LOVE BASKIN ROBINS."