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WHAT CAUSES ARTHRITIS?
A drunk man who smelled like gin sat
down on a
subway seat next to a priest.
The man's
tie was stained, his face was
plastered
with red lipstick, and a half
empty
bottle of gin was sticking out of
He opened
his newspaper and began
reading.
After a few minutes the man
turned to
the priest and asked,"
Say,
Father, what causes arthritis?"
"My Son,
it's caused by loose living,
being with
cheap, wicked women, too
much
alcohol and a contempt for your
fellow
man, sleeping around with
prostitutes and lack of a bath."
"Well,
I'll be damned," the drunk
muttered,
returning to his paper.
The
priest, thinking about what he
had said,
nudged the man and apologized.
"I'm very
sorry. I didn't mean to
How long
have you had arthritis?"
"I don't
have it, Father. I was just
reading
here that the Pope does."
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Words of witness, should always be
spoken with love
and kindness, It just may save a bit of
embarrassment.
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