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WHAT CAUSES ARTHRITIS?



A drunk man who smelled like gin sat

down on a subway seat next to a priest.
 

The man's tie was stained, his face was

plastered with red lipstick, and a half

empty bottle of gin was sticking out of

his torn coat pocket. 

 

He opened his newspaper and began

reading.  After a few minutes the man

turned to the priest and asked,"

 

Say, Father, what causes arthritis?"

 

"My Son, it's caused by loose living,

being with cheap, wicked women, too

much alcohol and a contempt for your

fellow man, sleeping around with

prostitutes and lack of  a bath."

 

"Well, I'll be damned," the drunk

muttered, returning to his paper. 

 

The priest, thinking about what he

had said, nudged the man and apologized. 

 

"I'm very sorry. I didn't mean to

come on so strong. 

How long have you had arthritis?"

 

"I don't have it, Father.  I was just

reading here that the Pope does."

 

 

Words of witness, should always be spoken with love

 and kindness, It just may save a bit of embarrassment.

 

 

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